They are a horrible football team, and the entire coaching staff should be fired. The Bears make more mental mistakes than any team I've ever seen. And I'm not just talking NFL. Or even professional sports. They are fucking terrible.
Is anybody coaching this team? How can a team of professionals be so clueless? I can't think of a single thing that I want to watch less than another Bears game. I'd view The Jay Leno Show on an endless loop for the rest of my days before I'd willingly sit through another one of their crapfests. It is seriously disgusting.
And don't even get me started on Jay Cutler. Having rarely seen him play, I was in support of the trade, because I thought the Bears needed to do something bold. Well, they did. And it likely has set them back several years.
Remember when ESPN.com's KC Joyner caused an uproar during the preseason for saying that Cutler would remind fans of Rex Grossman? Well, he was dead wrong. Grossman's good games outnumbered the bad by about 2:1. Cutler, meanwhile has had two shitbombs for every decent performance. Bob Avellini, Mike Tomczak, or Chris Chandler would have this team at 6-3.
I am so fucking pissed.
The strange thing is, I fully expected the Bears to lose this game. I didn't have any misconceptions about their shittiness, so it wasn't like the outcome was a surprise. But the loss was so frustrating, nauseating, and repugnant -- and ultimately completely avoidable -- that I find myself pushed completely over the edge. The Bears totally gave the game away to a crappy Niners team. Gave it away.
I said after the Bengals debacle that Lovie Smith had lost me as a supporter. Well, now I'm throwing in the towel on the entire organization.
Just to get this out of my system, I'd like to make a list of terms that I'd use to describe this Bears team. I'll try not to repeat any of the ones I've used above:
InfuriatingFeel free to add your own down below. It's pretty therapeutic, actually.
Fucktarded
Sickening
Awful
Depressing
Inept
Soul-crushing
Intolerable
Mortifying
Dreadful
Bumbling
Horrendous
Idiotic
Embarrassing
Vomitty
Malignant
Aggravating
Disgraceful
Maddening
Horrific
Appalling
Testicle-stomping
Moronic
Disappointing
Shameful
Suicide-inducing
Incompetent
Sharty
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Haha, I just watched Network. It was a great movie.
ReplyDeleteLast night, at around 6, I sat in front of my television trying to decide if I should cancel all my record shows, (NBC, Sunny, Project Runway) and record the Bears game instead. I went with my prerecorded shows. Best. Decision. Ever.
Hilary, you are wise beyond your years. I want to throw my DVR out the window.
ReplyDeleteHow about A bunch of autocranialassfuckers?
ReplyDeleteThat was truly one of the worst football games I've ever seen. Because I don't see every one of their games out here, a Thursday night game is an event. I was excited. I watched. The. Whole. Thing. Clearly I hate my own guts.